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Some of my better ones, according to me …

Having friends is so much better than having enemies. — February 28, 2014

 

Having an Obama 2012 sticker is about as bad as a Bush 2004 sticker. You didn’t learn your lesson after their first term? — February 27, 2014

 

“Snowboard Cross” is definitely my favorite winter Olympics sport! But to add difficulty they should make them answer texts while boarding! — February 21, 2014

Watching TV weather alerts is always educational. I always learn of a town nearby I’d never heard of. This time it’s Dull, TN! Wow. — February 21, 2014

 

@LodenVISION: Be as smart as you can, but remember it is always better to be wise than smart. -Alan Alda” Wife & I said this last night! — February 9, 2014

 

My 8yo daughter asking me to cook bacon & eggs, starts nodding her head, saying, “Yes.” A natural-born manipulator. I’m so proud. 🙂 — February 9, 2014

 

I realize I’m at the Y, with no expectation of privacy or “quiet,” but I wish these women behind me would shut up! I’m trying to write! 🙂 — February 6, 2014

 

Apparently girls rule and boys drool. Who knew? Makes sense, though. — February 1, 2014

 

U want heaven? Be an angel — January 31, 2014

 

People aren’t science experiments, they’re works of art & should be treated as such. — January 20, 2014

 

As I was picking her up after school recently, Elizabeth got into the car and, very seriously, announced, “I can understand gibberish.” — January 17, 2014

 

I just cracked up, with that gasping-for-breath laugh. She said, “What?” And I said, “I love you. You’re just so funny sometimes!” — January 17, 2014

 

8yo, talking about something she’ll do as a teenager, pauses and adds, “But, you’ll be dead by then.” I just had to laugh. So sweet. — January 15, 2014

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